Monday, January 22, 2007
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BEDWAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED.
IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD".!
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READTHE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD,IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE ISSO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HERTIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS SHEIS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILERIN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDRENWITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADINGIT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CUREFOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKECARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'SHOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARDTHAT'S IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU! CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME
Wah i might have already fainted halfway through the letter if i'm his pa. Smart kid! Anyway, i hope you're doing well. :)
Reading all my classmates blog really make me feel very outdated. Outdated in the sense that there's still many many things that i've yet to try/experienced.
Maybe, or perhaps i wish to:
Lack of colour.
Got this from an ex-classmate blog...
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BEDWAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED.
IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD".!
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READTHE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD,IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE ISSO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HERTIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS SHEIS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILERIN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDRENWITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADINGIT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CUREFOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKECARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'SHOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARDTHAT'S IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU! CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME
Wah i might have already fainted halfway through the letter if i'm his pa. Smart kid! Anyway, i hope you're doing well. :)
Reading all my classmates blog really make me feel very outdated. Outdated in the sense that there's still many many things that i've yet to try/experienced.
Maybe, or perhaps i wish to:
- club
- have more nightlife with the poly people
- perhaps work freelace or something?
I feel abit... lack of... colour? Would i be a better isabel if i did the above stuffs? Somehow i feel dull...
Fill me with your holy spirit my lord.
Labels: haha hoho, thoughts and reflection
Au revoir
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